NAME: Zoe
KNOWN ALIASES: "Zo-Zo" "Baby" "Zoe Monster" and "Theresa Chang"
AGE: 18 months
HEIGHT: a little bit shorter than the kitchen table
WEIGHT: 27 pounds
HAIR: Brown with very messy curls
EYES: Blue
COMPLEXION: Fair
WANTED FOR:
- Three counts of indecent exposure.
- One count of aiding and abetting a known felon.
- One count of misdemeanor destruction of property.
- Three counts of perilous furniture jumping.
- Also wanted for questioning regarding a recent bear dismemberment.
LAST SEEN: Impersonating a dog and traveling westward wearing Dora the Explora pajamas.
If you have any information regarding the whereabouts of this suspect, contact your local police immediately. Suspect is considered armed, dangerous and slightly sticky.
Thursday, May 8, 2008
Little Sister
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6 comments:
So adorable!
Bear dismemberment is a serious crime and is a tell tale sign of a future serial bear dismemberer...
How funny are you?! The Big Sister / Little Sister might be my favorite posts ever!
Man, I don't know why I didn't see this post...because, duh! It's right under the Athena one, but how funny!
You're so creative!
I was one of the ones that just saw the picture before so I thought I would come back.
You must explain the Theresa Chang, because I am at a loss...lol
I love this! Such a cute idea...and just made me smile. I can relate so well to the 3 1/2 year old description...especially the clothes! Ellie is napping and wearing a slip over top of brown sweat pants, bright blue socks, and a hat that is so old it should have been thrown out years ago! Gotta love it!
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