The Unattended Men

The women have gone walkabout this weekend, abandoning their only men.

They packed their bags with a plethora of various girly accoutrement.

Suspiciously, the women did rise at weekend’s early morning light.

Then quickly occupied their car, and on the road took flight.

So the men did find themselves alone – on St. Valentine’s Day no less!

And proceeded to do the things that unattended men do best.

Oh how fortunate those women were to avoid such a scandalous affair

Of unshaven men watching Sports Center – clad only in underwear!

The men then watched Kentucky Wildcats beat those Tennessee Volunteers

While eating peperoncinis and drinking fine imported beers.

And if the women thought their men would starve, they’d be undoubtedly mistaken.

For the men enjoyed a variety of meats – like pork chops, sausage, ham and bacon.

On the whole, the men’s behavior would surely not come recommended.

But it is most certain that such things will happen, when men are left unattended.

This hijacked blog has been brought to you by the Liebel men - left all alone on Valentine's Day weekend.